she smelled like a LAN party
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
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