Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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