he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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