I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
