he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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