You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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