sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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