butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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