Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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