3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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