i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
