How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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