Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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