yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
i think im in europe. pls send help
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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