Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You ruined the universe
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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