Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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