nutella sex= disaster
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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