Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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