He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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