That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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