i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
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