i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize