I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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