You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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