its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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