In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I could fuck to npr.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
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