just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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