I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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