It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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