Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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