Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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