I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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