Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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