so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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