I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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