Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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