Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
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