It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
it was like his penis was on wheels.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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