I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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