we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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