please come you make the beer taste better
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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