At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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