i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
no you cant smoke seaweed
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Randomize
