I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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