fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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