I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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