either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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