well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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