I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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