Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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