I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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