I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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