i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
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