I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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