I'm so fucking centered right now
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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